RANT

Excuse me, but I want to rant a bit. I am tired of men and dating. I am tired of this damn economy. I am just plain tired. I try so hard, sometimes I try too hard to create a happy, fun life and lately I just seem to be getting nowhere, like the little hamster in the wheel. I feel completely depleted this week. I love my job because it distracts me from the realities of my life. The brides are always happy and excited to be trying on dresses for their upcoming nuptials. Most are thin and beautiful. And I really enjoy making them happy by helping them find the perfect dress. But sometimes it can get to me. They have enough money to spend thousands on a dress they will wear one time! They are thin and young and beautiful. Meanwhile I am over 35, trying to scrape together enough money to fill my gas tank. It is frustrating. I am trying so hard to make ends meet as a single mom, but lately it just doesn't seem to be happening. I am stressed and can't seem to figure out how to pay my bills. I don't want to get a new job, but fear I may have to if business doesn't pick up. And I just feel lousy that at 36, this is my life. I keep telling myself things will get better, but when?

Truth be Told

So, looks like I ended things with one of my suitors, this guy I went out with (Mr. Wife) a month or so ago. We had a good time; went out four times. But the last time we went out he said "I'm an asshole". Well, I don't really want to be with an asshole; I've been with enough of them to know that. So he asked me out several times after that (via email) and I kept putting him off (I did have other plans, but I just didn't make him a priority because what he said bothered me). Then, he emailed me today asking why I hadn't talked and whether he had said or done something wrong. So I told him straight that he told me he was an ass and I didn't want to date an ass. Well, then he denied his assholeness. Whatever! I just don't think that I want to stick around to find out if he is indeed an ass or not.

So, lets see... how's this dating thing going? I would say I am getting quite bored of it. The first guy I dated (after my last relationship ended) told me on the third date that his wife had a restraining order against him, another tells me he's an ass and many more just don't seem to be gellin' with me. I guess I don't really know why I am dating so much lately anyway. I mean I am not interested in getting married again and I really don't even want to get serious with anyone. I guess I am just feeling lonely and bored. Meeting new people is usually fun, but lately I haven't felt like I am meeting the kind of guys I want to hang out with. And it sure would be nice to feel that excitement again, but I know what that leads to...

New Rules Apply

Dating today is so different now. Technology has really changed the whole scene. What with match site dating and texting and email, it really is a different world. And I'm not so sure I like it. As much as I find it easy to avoid talking to someone I don't want to converse with, I find it harder to get to know someone if you mainly communicate through texts and emails. And truthfully, I don't have time to answer my phone and chat awhile anyway. I work all day and take care of my child in the evenings. So a brief email to confirm a date works fine. But can you still really get to know someone if there is no verbal communication during the week? Does this slow the getting-to-know-you process? It seems to take away from the whole concept of a guy trying to woo a girl. What kind of romantic courtship is taking place through a text? It seems to diminish the importance of the date. It keeps it on a casual level. So is this letting guys off easy?

Meeting Mr. Right

I work in a bridal shop (yes, I know its completely ironic). One thing I always ask the brides is "How did you meet him?" Most of the time I get pretty standard answers: "Through friends", "At Church", or "At school". But I always like to hear because, I guess, part of me wonders where I will meet my Mr. Right. But when I think back to how I met the guys I dated seriously in the past, well, it wasn't so standard. My ex-husband and I met through work, which is pretty common, but we "fooled around and fell in love" which isn't. My last boyfriend - Mr. Executive - was from out of town and I met him in the Atlanta Airport. He was an international businessman in from London. I was on my way to a wedding in Florida, a case of when "two worlds collided". Then there was an ex-boyfriend (definitely a Mr. Nice Guy) who I met over a body shot of tequila (my crazy impulsiveness on that one). I guess he caught my eye right away. None of these relationships worked out in the end, obviously or I wouldn't still be single, but they were fascinating learning experiences if nothing else. I have had other boyfriends over the years who I did meet in school or through friends, but they don't stand out in my mind as much as those three probably because the relationships didn't last as long. These are three men who I dated for 2 years or more and lived with. So who knows where I will meet the next one? I believe it will be something unusual once again, when I least expect it. What is the wildest or most interesting place you ever met someone you fell for?

Mr. Hottie - Not so hot

So I saw Mr. Hottie again last night. Was at a posh bar in Buckhead where all of the hotties hang out. Well, my view of Mr. Hottie totally changed. I must have had my beer goggles or been averted by his hot abs when he raised his shirt. He said hello and then proceeded to compliment my girlfriend (not me). He made several rude, obnoxious comments and showed what a country boy he truly is. He tried to hang around me and my friend awhile (I guess he figured he got it from me once, shouldn't be too hard to get again). But I was so turned off by his personality that he lost all of his hot appeal. I guess some fantasies are just that - fantasies. Do I regret my one night stand with him? No because it was fun at the time. But will I do it again. I don't think so. Hotness only takes a guy so far.

Rich Girl, Poor Girl

Have you noticed that most of the television shows lately revolve around the rich? When did the middle class become so uninteresting? What happened to "Roseanne" or "Kate and Allie" or even "The Gilmore Girls"? Now we have "Dirty, Sexy, Money", "Privileged", "Gossip Girl" and the return of "90210". These are just a few of many shows on television that feature the upper class. These people never have to figure out how they are going to fill up their tank of gas to get to work, instead they drive fancy cars to posh restaurants and don't work ("Gossip Girl") . They don't worry about how they will afford childcare; no, they spend $1500 a week for a tutor ("Privileged")! I feel my life is pretty interesting even if some of my biggest challenges are financial ones. I guess I miss the days or "Kate and Allie" and "Roseanne" where true women and families were represented on television. Poor Girls still have drama, temptation and fun. And, I feel we have to be much more creative in life than the rich.

Good Guys Finish Last?

So I go out on date number 5 with Mr. Nice Guy. He is sweet, genuine, and very fun to hang out with. We went to a great dinner at a seafood place. The food was amazing; the company, good. Then we had tickets to a concert in a downtown music venue. We had a blast watching a very talented performer on stage; and since I had bought the tickets and suggested we go, I was very happy that he enjoyed it as much as me. We then followed up with several drinks around the downtown area. He got a little too drunk (I guess that was the Frat Boy side of him) and admitted toward the end of the night that he is really into me. Well, I really like going out with him and definitely have a good time with him, but I am not so into him. At this point (5 dates) I know this is not a match made in heaven. I just don't feel that zing that I want to feel. I am comfortable with him, no doubt, but I just don't feel like my heart will explode or that I want to dress up for him or do anything special for him. In fact, if he didn't call I don't think I would care too much. I guess I like him as a friend. And, of course, I feel bad about this. Now what do I do? Do I let him down easy and just let him go on his way? Do I keep going out with him until it just fizzles out? Do I admit that I see him as just a friend? Any suggestions? Is it true that nice guys finish last?